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BLOW ME.
Yeah, we said it.
A soft little dandelion with a not-so-soft suggestion. The Blow Me Tee is for the beautifully unfiltered — the overworked climbers, the sarcastic souls, the people who smile politely while internally choosing violence.
Minimalist from a distance. Problematic up close.
Exactly how we like it.
Printed with a clean chest hit featuring a delicate dandelion and the phrase:
“You know what to do…”
Because if they get it, they get it.
And if they don’t… blow on the shirt harder.
Built for:
Arborists with attitude
Introverts with edge
People who are one minor inconvenience away from becoming feral
Anyone who appreciates dark humor wrapped in innocent design
From Knotty Intentions — apparel for the beautifully knotty.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO BOX 371
Dennis, MA 02638 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Blow Me tee
$15.75
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Yeah, we said it.
A soft little dandelion with a not-so-soft suggestion. The Blow Me Tee is for the beautifully unfiltered — the overworked climbers, the sarcastic souls, the people who smile politely while internally choosing violence.
Minimalist from a distance. Problematic up close.
Exactly how we like it.
Printed with a clean chest hit featuring a delicate dandelion and the phrase:
“You know what to do…”
Because if they get it, they get it.
And if they don’t… blow on the shirt harder.
Built for:
Arborists with attitude
Introverts with edge
People who are one minor inconvenience away from becoming feral
Anyone who appreciates dark humor wrapped in innocent design
From Knotty Intentions — apparel for the beautifully knotty.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO BOX 371
Dennis, MA 02638 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |