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Life. Liberty. The Pursuit of Healthy Limbs.
We the Treeple, in order to form a more perfect forest, establish proper pruning, insure domestic shade, promote the general welfare of trees, and secure the blessings of branches to ourselves and our posterity…
Let's get one thing straight: the Constitution may have been written in 1787, but somebody seriously overlooked the rights of trees.
And frankly, we've had enough.
Enough mulch volcanoes. Enough butchered canopies. Enough chainsaw cowboys calling themselves tree surgeons because they watched three YouTube videos and own a ladder.
We believe in the right to bear limbs.
We believe every tree deserves due process before somebody fires up a chainsaw. We believe in freedom of branches, the separation of hacks and professionals, and the inalienable right to grow without some asshole deciding that topping is a legitimate pruning technique.
The Founding Fathers wore powdered wigs. We wear sawdust, rope burns, and the occasional questionable amount of sap. Different centuries. Same revolutionary spirit.
Featuring classic constitutional-style lettering across the chest and the signature Knotty Intentions rope logo on the left sleeve, this design makes a statement without screaming for attention.
Printed on a soft, lightweight Bella + Canvas tri-blend tee with a comfortable unisex fit, because defending the canopy should at least be comfortable.
For arborists, tree lovers, woodland wanderers, and anyone who has ever driven past a freshly butchered tree and muttered, "What the actual fuck?"
No political parties. No bullshit. Just a common appreciation for trees and a healthy disrespect for terrible tree work.
We the Treeple. United by roots. Defending our limbs.
We the Treeple | The Arborist Constitution Tee
$23.00
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We the Treeple, in order to form a more perfect forest, establish proper pruning, insure domestic shade, promote the general welfare of trees, and secure the blessings of branches to ourselves and our posterity…
Let's get one thing straight: the Constitution may have been written in 1787, but somebody seriously overlooked the rights of trees.
And frankly, we've had enough.
Enough mulch volcanoes. Enough butchered canopies. Enough chainsaw cowboys calling themselves tree surgeons because they watched three YouTube videos and own a ladder.
We believe in the right to bear limbs.
We believe every tree deserves due process before somebody fires up a chainsaw. We believe in freedom of branches, the separation of hacks and professionals, and the inalienable right to grow without some asshole deciding that topping is a legitimate pruning technique.
The Founding Fathers wore powdered wigs. We wear sawdust, rope burns, and the occasional questionable amount of sap. Different centuries. Same revolutionary spirit.
Featuring classic constitutional-style lettering across the chest and the signature Knotty Intentions rope logo on the left sleeve, this design makes a statement without screaming for attention.
Printed on a soft, lightweight Bella + Canvas tri-blend tee with a comfortable unisex fit, because defending the canopy should at least be comfortable.
For arborists, tree lovers, woodland wanderers, and anyone who has ever driven past a freshly butchered tree and muttered, "What the actual fuck?"
No political parties. No bullshit. Just a common appreciation for trees and a healthy disrespect for terrible tree work.
We the Treeple. United by roots. Defending our limbs.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |