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Because if we’re being honest… you probably should.
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s an occupational hazard with a sense of humor. Featuring the Knotty Intentions logo subtly embroidered on the front, a CLCA badge of honor on the wrist, and one upside-down warning label that might just save your ass.
The back reads:
“If you can read this — send aerial rescue.”
And just below that, flipped 180° (because, y’know, gravity):
“High on Trees.”
It’s a nod to every climber, arborist, and adrenaline junkie who’s ever been 50 feet up and one bad tie-in away from an awkward rescue call. It’s funny, until it’s not—and that’s exactly why this hoodie goes so hard.
Made for the job site, the bonfire, or just flexing that you live life at a different elevation. Warm fleece inside and out, rugged zipper, and enough street cred to climb the social canopy. Wear it right-side up or upside down—we’re not here to judge, just to keep you warm.
50% cotton, 50% polyester
8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) = legit cozy
Sturdy metal zipper, front pockets, and color-matched drawstrings
Soft fleece interior, like a hug from a climbing rope (but softer)
Embroidered front and wrist logos + back print with a twist
Printed on-demand, just for you—because trees don’t like waste either
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 371
Dennis, MA 02638 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
“If You Can Read This – Hoodie”
$43.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s an occupational hazard with a sense of humor. Featuring the Knotty Intentions logo subtly embroidered on the front, a CLCA badge of honor on the wrist, and one upside-down warning label that might just save your ass.
The back reads:
“If you can read this — send aerial rescue.”
And just below that, flipped 180° (because, y’know, gravity):
“High on Trees.”
It’s a nod to every climber, arborist, and adrenaline junkie who’s ever been 50 feet up and one bad tie-in away from an awkward rescue call. It’s funny, until it’s not—and that’s exactly why this hoodie goes so hard.
Made for the job site, the bonfire, or just flexing that you live life at a different elevation. Warm fleece inside and out, rugged zipper, and enough street cred to climb the social canopy. Wear it right-side up or upside down—we’re not here to judge, just to keep you warm.
50% cotton, 50% polyester
8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) = legit cozy
Sturdy metal zipper, front pockets, and color-matched drawstrings
Soft fleece interior, like a hug from a climbing rope (but softer)
Embroidered front and wrist logos + back print with a twist
Printed on-demand, just for you—because trees don’t like waste either
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 371
Dennis, MA 02638 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 38 - 41 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 42 - 45 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 46 - 49 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 50 - 53 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 54 - 57 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 58 - 61 | 38 ½ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 | 85 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127-134.6 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2-144.8 | 95.3 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 147.3-155 | 97.8 |