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Some sayings just hit different when you live near the water.
The “Moister Than an Oyster” tee is a nod to salty air, cold beers, fresh shellfish, and the kind of humor that only makes sense on the coast. Whether you’re shucking oysters, working the docks, or just enjoying a summer night by the bay, this shirt delivers the perfect mix of coastal pride and questionable humor.
Featuring a hand-drawn oyster design surrounded by ocean splashes, this tee keeps things simple, bold, and just a little bit mischievous.
Wear it to the beach, the bar, the boat… or anywhere people appreciate a good laugh.
Fair warning: You’ll probably hear “Where did you get that shirt?” more than once.
Details
• Premium Bella + Canvas tee
• Soft, lightweight feel
• Durable DTG print
• Unisex fit
• Designed for coastal troublemakers
Perfect For
• Oyster lovers
• Cape Cod locals
• Dock bars & seafood shacks
• People with a slightly twisted sense of humor
Knotty Intentions
Not your average clothing brand.
Knotty Intentions is built for people who work outside, laugh often, and don’t take life too seriously.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Moister Than an Oyster – Cape Cod Humor Tee
$19.75
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
The “Moister Than an Oyster” tee is a nod to salty air, cold beers, fresh shellfish, and the kind of humor that only makes sense on the coast. Whether you’re shucking oysters, working the docks, or just enjoying a summer night by the bay, this shirt delivers the perfect mix of coastal pride and questionable humor.
Featuring a hand-drawn oyster design surrounded by ocean splashes, this tee keeps things simple, bold, and just a little bit mischievous.
Wear it to the beach, the bar, the boat… or anywhere people appreciate a good laugh.
Fair warning: You’ll probably hear “Where did you get that shirt?” more than once.
Details
• Premium Bella + Canvas tee
• Soft, lightweight feel
• Durable DTG print
• Unisex fit
• Designed for coastal troublemakers
Perfect For
• Oyster lovers
• Cape Cod locals
• Dock bars & seafood shacks
• People with a slightly twisted sense of humor
Knotty Intentions
Not your average clothing brand.
Knotty Intentions is built for people who work outside, laugh often, and don’t take life too seriously.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 18 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 20 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 22 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 26 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 45.7 |
| M | 73 | 50.8 |
| L | 75.6 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.1 | 61 |
| 2XL | 80.7 | 66 |