Knotty in the Wild

The Knotty Intentions community

REAL PEOPLE. QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS. EXCELLENT CLOTHING.

WE WANT PROOF YOU ACTUALLY LEAVE THE HOUSE.

Knotty Intentions wasn't made to sit in a closet. Climbing trees? Catching embarrassingly small fish? Traveling somewhere questionable? Making memories your mother would prefer you didn't photograph?

Whatever you're doing, we want to see where KI takes you. No professional models. No picture-perfect poses. Just real people and occasionally terrible judgment.

THE WILD ONES

Knotty Intentions founder wearing the five-panel KI cap beside Andre, his friend, in an intentionally awkward sweater-vest portrait.

BAD INFLUENCES

One of these guys owns a clothing company. The other just has questionable taste in friends.

Andre is a friend of the founder, not a KI employee or business partner.

Meet the bad influences →

The KI founder wearing a KI trucker hat aboard a fishing boat and proudly displaying a very small fish.

BIG FISH ENERGY. QUESTIONABLE MEASUREMENTS.

The fish was bigger before we took the picture. Allegedly.

Another KI hat in the wild—not the Everyday Five-Panel featured in the portrait.

Read the fish story →

Andre wearing a gray and black Knotty Intentions trucker cap and blue mirrored sunglasses while holding a large fish aboard a boat.

BIG FISH ENERGY. SUPPORTING EVIDENCE.

Same questionable friend. Much less questionable fish.

Andre is back in his Rope Responsibly trucker cap, with documentation.

Examine the evidence →

Wayne holding the twig and two pinecones that inspired the Stick Dick Tee, above his work boots on a shop floor.

STICK DICK. BLAME WAYNE.

Wayne sent the photo. Chris made it everybody else’s problem.

The twig, the texts, and the origin of the Stick Dick Tee.

See how it started →

YOUR TURN.

Got a photo wearing Knotty Intentions? Tell us where you were, what you were doing, or why nobody should ask.

SEND US YOUR KNOTTY MOMENT

Customer submissions are open by email while we finish building the direct photo-upload form. Send a photo of yourself wearing KI, add a little story if you like, and tell us whether to credit you or keep things anonymous.

EMAIL YOUR KI PHOTO →

Your email app should open with the submission details ready. Remember to attach your photo before sending. If the button doesn't work, email knottyintentionscc@gmail.com with the subject Knotty in the Wild photo submission.

Only submit photos of adults, with permission from everyone recognizable. You retain ownership; by submitting with affirmative consent you allow KI to feature the image on its website or organic social media. Paid ad use requires separate permission. Submissions are reviewed manually before display; requesting removal from future KI use is always possible. No automatic marketing sign-up.

Wear responsibly. Behave optionally.