Born Salty. Drinks Blood. — Mosquito Edgy Educator Tee

She only wants you for your body.
Finally, someone honest about their intentions.

Meet Aedes sollicitans, the eastern saltmarsh mosquito found on Cape Cod. Both sexes fuel up on nectar. Females take blood meals to produce eggs. Sugar powers the flight. Your blood funds the family.

Born Salty. Drinks Blood. turns a familiar coastal menace into an Edgy Educator field guide with a bad attitude: bold insect artwork, marsh details, and real biology woven through the design. High tides and heavy rain create larval pools; northern winters leave dormant eggs waiting for the next season.

Wear it to the cookout. Become the person explaining mosquito reproduction at the cookout. You were probably that person already.

Soft shirt. Sharp facts. Terrible dinner guest.

The shirt

• Bella + Canvas 3413 unisex tri-blend tee
• Charcoal-Black Triblend, sizes XS–4XL
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Lightweight 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) fabric
• Pre-shrunk, regular fit, side-seamed construction
• Front graphic and official Knotty Intentions inside label
• Tri-blend fabric gives the print a softly worn, vintage appearance
• Blank garment sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Printed to order. Check the size guide before choosing your fit. Fabric is lightweight and may appear slightly sheer in certain lighting.

GET EDUCATED. GET UNCOMFORTABLE.

Size guide