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Justice is supposed to be blind.
This one’s wearing a powdered wig.
Born from a 3am wake-up, a bad dream, and a phrase that refused to leave the brain, Kangaroo Court is a nod to every rigged trial, rushed verdict, and situation where the outcome was decided before you ever showed up.
Featuring a sharply dressed kangaroo presiding from the bench, this design blends classic courtroom authority with pure absurdity — because sometimes the system isn’t broken… it’s just ridiculous.
Wear it when:
*The rules feel made up
*The verdict feels predetermined
*Or you just appreciate dark humor with clean execution
No appeals. No retrials.
Just vibes, judgment, and a gavel that doesn’t care.
Knotty Intentions.
Where good ideas show up unannounced and demand to be printed.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 371
Dennis, MA 02638 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Kangaroo Court — Guilty Before the Gavel
$21.25
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
This one’s wearing a powdered wig.
Born from a 3am wake-up, a bad dream, and a phrase that refused to leave the brain, Kangaroo Court is a nod to every rigged trial, rushed verdict, and situation where the outcome was decided before you ever showed up.
Featuring a sharply dressed kangaroo presiding from the bench, this design blends classic courtroom authority with pure absurdity — because sometimes the system isn’t broken… it’s just ridiculous.
Wear it when:
*The rules feel made up
*The verdict feels predetermined
*Or you just appreciate dark humor with clean execution
No appeals. No retrials.
Just vibes, judgment, and a gavel that doesn’t care.
Knotty Intentions.
Where good ideas show up unannounced and demand to be printed.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 371
Dennis, MA 02638 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |