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Black V-neck tee with an oyster in a powdered wig and black bra reclining on a burgundy chaise, framed by cream French lettering.
  • Black V-neck tee with an oyster in a powdered wig and black bra reclining on a burgundy chaise, framed by cream French lettering.
  • Front model view of the black French Oyster V-neck, showing the reclining oyster illustration and Plus humide qu’une huître lettering.
  • Angled model view of the black French Oyster V-neck with the cream lettering and burgundy chaise graphic.
  • Black V-neck tee with an oyster in a powdered wig and black bra reclining on a burgundy chaise, framed by cream French lettering.
  • Front model view of the black French Oyster V-neck, showing the reclining oyster illustration and Plus humide qu’une huître lettering.
  • Angled model view of the black French Oyster V-neck with the cream lettering and burgundy chaise graphic.
Moister Than an Oyster — French Oyster V-Neck

Moister Than an Oyster — French Oyster V-Neck

$28.00
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  BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
S 27 ¾ 18
M 28 ¾ 20
L 29 ¾ 22
XL 30 ¾ 24
2XL 31 ¾ 26
  BODY LENGTH (cm) BODY WIDTH (cm)
S 70.5 45.7
M 73 50.8
L 75.6 55.9
XL 78.1 61
2XL 80.7 66

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An oyster in a powdered wig and a push-up bra, stretched out on a velvet couch. Apparently I can’t leave shellfish alone either.

“Plus humide qu’une huître” means “Moister than an oyster.” I put it in French so we could all pretend this is a tasteful shirt. You’re welcome.

Cream lettering, burgundy velvet, and an oyster that has absolutely made itself at home. The couch may never recover.

• Black Bella + Canvas 3005 unisex V-neck
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric
• Regular fit with side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Front DTG print

Made to order. Check the size guide before ordering.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For product safety inquiries, contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to Knotty Intentions at PO Box 371, Dennis, MA 02638, United States, or to SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
S 27 ¾ 18
M 28 ¾ 20
L 29 ¾ 22
XL 30 ¾ 24
2XL 31 ¾ 26
  BODY LENGTH (cm) BODY WIDTH (cm)
S 70.5 45.7
M 73 50.8
L 75.6 55.9
XL 78.1 61
2XL 80.7 66

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