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Finally, a shirt for the financially stable and gloriously unencumbered. This D.I.N.K. tee is for the couples who spend their weekends brunching, not refereeing. The ones who book flights, not babysitters. The ones whose “unexpected expenses” are spontaneous upgrades — not orthodontics.
Clean, simple lettering. Maximum clarity. No follow-up questions.
And yes — it’s stupid soft. Like “I can wear this all day and still nap in it” soft. Like “this cost less than your friend’s daycare payment but feels better than their 8 seconds of free time” soft.
Perfect for:
Telling the world you're thriving without a diaper genie.
Subtly flexing your financial freedom, politely.
Browsing Zillow for fun instead of necessity.
Treating every weekend like a mini-retirement.
Kids are great — for other people.
You? You’ve got reservations.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 371
Dennis, MA 02638 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
D.I.N.K. – The Lifestyle Tee
$18.48
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Clean, simple lettering. Maximum clarity. No follow-up questions.
And yes — it’s stupid soft. Like “I can wear this all day and still nap in it” soft. Like “this cost less than your friend’s daycare payment but feels better than their 8 seconds of free time” soft.
Perfect for:
Telling the world you're thriving without a diaper genie.
Subtly flexing your financial freedom, politely.
Browsing Zillow for fun instead of necessity.
Treating every weekend like a mini-retirement.
Kids are great — for other people.
You? You’ve got reservations.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 371
Dennis, MA 02638 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |