I Don’t Ghost. I Abscise. — Red Maple T-Shirt

Some relationships are seasonal. You just know the technical term.

“I Don’t Ghost. I Abscise.” gives letting go a botanical explanation. Two red maple leaves and a blunt declaration carry the joke; the smaller text supplies enough science to make your exit educational.

Abscission is the biologically regulated separation of a plant organ, such as a leaf. Changes in a specialized zone near the base of the leaf stalk allow it to detach, while a protective layer seals the attachment site. The species named on this design is Acer rubrum, the red maple, a deciduous tree that sheds its leaves seasonally.

This one is for arborists, gardeners, plant collectors, and anyone who appreciates a joke that gets better when you know the biology. Wear it to the nursery, a plant swap, or a first date if you prefer to establish expectations early.

Wear the punchline. Explain the science if asked. Your text-message habits are a separate field of study, and you don’t owe anyone the whole relationship history.

Shirt details

• Black Gildan 64000 with a regular fit
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and tubular construction
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) front print
• Sizes XS–5XL

This shirt is printed to order.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the print.

Blank garment sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala.

Product safety

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 371 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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