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3.2 Million Followers. Zero Shame. Six Feet.
Turns out house flies have been into feet way longer than the internet has.
The common house fly (Musca domestica) has taste receptors on its feet, allowing it to sample whatever questionable surface it lands on before deciding whether it’s worth eating.
So naturally, we gave the little freak an OnlyFeet account.
Equal parts entomology lesson and terrible internet decision, ONLYFEET is part of the Knotty Intentions Edgy Educator collection—where the facts are real, even when the jokes probably shouldn’t be.
Wear it because you love bugs.
Wear it because you love inappropriate science.
Or wear it because explaining why a fly tastes with its feet to a stranger in public sounds like a good time.
Knotty Intentions — Get Educated. Get Uncomfortable.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
ONLYFEET — House Fly Edgy Educator Tee
$19.07
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Flexible returns
Turns out house flies have been into feet way longer than the internet has.
The common house fly (Musca domestica) has taste receptors on its feet, allowing it to sample whatever questionable surface it lands on before deciding whether it’s worth eating.
So naturally, we gave the little freak an OnlyFeet account.
Equal parts entomology lesson and terrible internet decision, ONLYFEET is part of the Knotty Intentions Edgy Educator collection—where the facts are real, even when the jokes probably shouldn’t be.
Wear it because you love bugs.
Wear it because you love inappropriate science.
Or wear it because explaining why a fly tastes with its feet to a stranger in public sounds like a good time.
Knotty Intentions — Get Educated. Get Uncomfortable.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |