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Edgy Educator — Ant Tee
$32.00
Regular fit. Irregular dinner conversation.
An ant graphic, a ‘bum eaters’ punchline, and a biology lesson nobody asked for.
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction
- Lightweight 3.4 oz/yd² fabric, pre-shrunk
- Sizes XS–4XL; check the measurements below.
The science behind the butt joke
Sap-sucking insects such as aphids feed on sugar-rich plant sap and excrete the excess as honeydew: a sweet liquid waste. Yes, it comes out the back end. Nature named it beautifully and left out a few details.
Some ants feed on that honeydew and protect the insects producing it from predators. Food for protection. Mutualism with butt benefits.
Now you can explain your shirt. Whether anyone wanted you to is another matter.
Made to order, so production takes time before shipping.
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |