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Sap-sucking insects like aphids, scale insects, mealybugs, and whiteflies feed on plant phloem sap, which is rich in sugars but low in other nutrients. To process all that excess sugar, they excrete a sugary liquid waste called honeydew. And yes—it comes right out of their anus (or more accurately, their posterior excretory system, but let's not pretend it's not the butt).
Ants are obsessed with honeydew. They’ll "milk" the insects by stroking them with their antennae to encourage more excretion, and in return, they defend these insects from predators like ladybugs. It’s mutualism—with butt benefits.
So your shirt? Scientifically accurate and hilariously on point.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Edgy Educator- Ant version
$24.44
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Flexible returns
Ants are obsessed with honeydew. They’ll "milk" the insects by stroking them with their antennae to encourage more excretion, and in return, they defend these insects from predators like ladybugs. It’s mutualism—with butt benefits.
So your shirt? Scientifically accurate and hilariously on point.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |