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Sometimes nature gets a little too excited.
The Stick Dick Tee celebrates one of the forest’s finest examples of accidental obscenity: a perfectly innocent branch formation that absolutely refuses to look innocent. Crude enough to get a double take, subtle enough that Grandma might not notice until dinner.
Printed for arborists, climbers, tree degenerates, and anyone mature enough to appreciate immature humor.
Wear it proudly. Wood happens.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 371, Dennis, MA 02638 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Stick Dick Tee
$28.00
The Stick Dick Tee celebrates one of the forest’s finest examples of accidental obscenity: a perfectly innocent branch formation that absolutely refuses to look innocent. Crude enough to get a double take, subtle enough that Grandma might not notice until dinner.
Printed for arborists, climbers, tree degenerates, and anyone mature enough to appreciate immature humor.
Wear it proudly. Wood happens.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 371, Dennis, MA 02638 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 34-37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38-41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 58-61 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 62-65 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 86.4-94 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 96.5-104.1 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7-114.3 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127-134.6 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2-144.8 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 147.3-155 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 157.5-165 | 64.3 |