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No nonsense. No frizz flying. The Serious Goose Beanie keeps your head warm, your style sharp, and your wild mane under control—even on those days when your hair is halfway to “donation length” chaos.
Embroidered with the iconic Serious Goose emblem
Snug, unisex fit with plenty of stretch
Perfect for cold mornings, bad hair days, and hiding the “growing it out for a good cause” stage
Because some days, you don’t want to be a silly goose—you just want to keep your hair (and your attitude) in check.
• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenols level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 371
Dennis, MA 02638 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

The Serious Goose Beanie
$19.29
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Embroidered with the iconic Serious Goose emblem
Snug, unisex fit with plenty of stretch
Perfect for cold mornings, bad hair days, and hiding the “growing it out for a good cause” stage
Because some days, you don’t want to be a silly goose—you just want to keep your hair (and your attitude) in check.
• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenols level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knotty Intentions and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 371
Dennis, MA 02638 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.